Really?

Well don’t tell these people.

 

Noah was a Drunk

Abraham was too old

Jacob was a Liar

Leah was ugly

Joseph was abused

Moses had a stuttering problem

Gideon was afraid

Samson was a womanizer

Rahab was a prostitute

Jeremiah and Timothy were too young

David had an affair and was a murderer

Elijah was suicidal

Jonah ran from God

Naomi was a widow

Job went bankrupt

Peter denied Christ

The Disciples fell asleep while praying

Martha worried about everything

The Samaritan woman was divorced

Zaccheus was too small

Paul was too religious

Timothy had an ulcer

Lazarus was DEAD.