So you don’t think God can use you? April 23, 2012 Randy Blog Really? Well don’t tell these people. Noah was a Drunk Abraham was too old Jacob was a Liar Leah was ugly Joseph was abused Moses had a stuttering problem Gideon was afraid Samson was a womanizer Rahab was a prostitute Jeremiah and Timothy were too young David had an affair and was a murderer Elijah was suicidal Jonah ran from God Naomi was a widow Job went bankrupt Peter denied Christ The Disciples fell asleep while praying Martha worried about everything The Samaritan woman was divorced Zaccheus was too small Paul was too religious Timothy had an ulcer Lazarus was DEAD.